It’s the offseason let them be fools together for now. I only have one question: Why aren’t they sitting in better seats? The more I think about it, the more I realize how rude of a thing it is for them to do. Both of them can be defined as “larger” men and sitting next to larger men is horrible when it comes to sporting events. They normally smell funny and are way too obnoxious. And if you’re telling me Rob Ryan doesn’t smell funky all the time and that Rex wouldn’t make the All-Obnoxious Team, I’m gonna call you a liar. 

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